THE ROBOT-WOMAN

A couple of years ago, I planned to build a robot-woman to solve all the problems related to man/woman relationships that occurs in our society, such as extreme jealousy, irrationnal crisis and all the other well known causes of bad-ending relationships.

 

The firsts steps in building this revolutionnary machine was to implement working and realistic reproductive organs (by « working » i meant they behave just like reproductive organs, you can’t really reproduce with them). I choosed SuperSkin© materials for the skin simply because it is now the most used materials for human-like skin products like many sex toys on the market. As you might have wandered, you do not need to lubricate your robot, it possess the ability to auto-lubricate upon detection of proximity, this is made possible due to high tech heat & motion sensors.

 

After we are done with the main components, we can proceed with the programming of a small artificial intelligence so your robot could be able to chat, play chess, and of course, obey to whatever you ask. All the mechanics, arms, legs and other complex articulations are to be taken from the japan Asimo project in order to save some time and money.

 

I can see the next question coming : « how do i clean this ? ». Obviously, you need to clean the robots canalisations after each use (needless to say this is a lot more hygienic than a real human), this is done by simply giving her a glass of hot water and the pipe system will engage the appropriate flow pressure upon hot water detection and this will pump the hot water at high pressure everywhere in the robots pipeline.

 

Other Inventions

The Context

We posed the following question to francophone Canadian students in our English course: "If you could invent something that would change the world for the better, what would you invent?" Here are their answers. To see more essays in answer to this question, click on the links above.

The Idea

Here's a suggestion that will probably end the male-female conflicts.